March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
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crosschecking replied to your post: crosschecking replied to your post: omg this…
ASFENCDSDLC fmsk!!/ SDJNFVKCKLSD I’ll catch it online then. lol
omg its gr10
i luv it
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crosschecking replied to your post: omg this season of ANTM is going to be gr10
When does it start?
20 minutes ago
omg this season of ANTM is going to be gr10
scottfartsmell:
“just remember that you speak english”
ouch
ouch
that hurt
SHE IS TWENTY TWO AND HAS 2 KIDS?
I missed 7 minutes of AVPM
seems like an hour
Watchamixofme:
Brian Lee’s huge hit on Aaron Palushaj!
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
fuck EVERYTHING
the one class I’m actually good I have an 89 in
and I have a feeling, I’m going to get my quiz back tomorrow and look at my mistake and say OMG DERP MCDERP FACE
Watchmaxxytalbot:
traum4tic:
the more you watch it the funnier it gets
That probably hurt like hell tho
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
I have to add hyperlinks to an article and I included Ke$ha and the troll meme.
I better get 100%
oh and the teacher that is making me do this told us we can call him Aaron today.
it was weird
out of questions, taryn
imthejesusofsuburbia:
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
I cry because I want to see YTG and GL
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
bouwdacious asked: ummm Vinny, St Louis, Stammer, 1D if they played hockey, Downs?
If you can guess my top 5 players you win...
turkeybear replied to your post: The other day I got my sharks and they live in…
YOU GOT SHARKS?! well shark
I DID
IT IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CANNIBAL
maxxytalbot:
jcamsmiles:
One Direction - What...
Have a chance to meet Young the Giant! Listen every week day at 12:10!
Thanks 97x xoxo
The other day I got my sharks
and they live in groups, so I got two
and I put them in the tank before I went to bed, and I had 2.
the next morning, I only had 1 and NO REMAINS of the other one
:|
anotheronebitesthecrust:
i hate when you’re the only reason two people know each other and then they become closer with each other than they are with you
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
February 2012
276 posts
Interviewer: How big of an asset is it to have a guy like Schneider as a backup?
Bieksa: How big of an ass is he?
thula-lizz:
but no seriously
feet are disgusting.
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Watchdownie-:
teddyandnate:
Who would your dream date be? Smart move, Bugsy.
I remember this and the whole crowd was like “AWWWWWW”. And it was cute.
I love this.
Beyonce and Dana Tyrell, seems legit
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Simon Gagnes 8th birthday is tomorrow!!!!!